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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 20:46:29 GMT
It's opening day at the new cross-dimensional tavern! The doors are opened and a swarm of ponies floods in, eager to revisit the old days. As you approach the doors a blue unicorn hoofs you a voucher for one free drink. A lemon somehow manages to take your coats and you eagerly find seats at the red-stained wooden bar or the matching tables scattered around the floor, or head straight to the dance floor in the back. "Thanks for coming," says the earth pony mare tending the bar. "Care for a drink?" ((Credit to Adda le Blue for writing the intro.))
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Post by pegasusgouf on Nov 14, 2014 21:21:05 GMT
"I'll have a Black Saki, no ice." Said a Crimson coated Pegasus stallion with a sliver mane and tail and gold eyes, he wore black cap (1930-1940 paper boy hat) and a black denim jacket with a Deamon skull and crossbones on its back and left breast. His cutiemark was a Ace of hearts with a red moon background set to a crossed sword and halbard, with red hearts with white A's in a upper left and lower right hand corners. He took a seat at the bar.
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 21:26:45 GMT
pegasusgouf"Coming right up!" The cheerful mare turned around and retrieved the bottle and a glass. She pours the drink and then nudges it over to to the stallion.
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Post by pegasusgouf on Nov 14, 2014 21:34:10 GMT
"Thank Sugar flanks." He said taking the drink in his hoof.
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 21:35:15 GMT
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Post by pegasusgouf on Nov 14, 2014 21:37:56 GMT
"Hehehehe. Sorry hard to believe a cute mare like you ain't used to complements. Or are you surprised to get them from a pony still sober?" Ace flashed her a toothy grin.
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Post by loneauthor on Nov 14, 2014 21:42:31 GMT
Plopping down on the plush seat, Clex sighed. Pianism could be very stressful. He hummed as he thought about what drink to get. Finally deciding on what to get, we signaled the bartender over. "I'll have a Vodka on the rocks." He said. He smiled, and as an afterthought passed a ticket to his next concert to the mare. He thought to himself, 'If I continue this, I might as well be a Freemason. Oh well.' He looked around, taking in his surroundings as he waited for his drink.
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 21:43:40 GMT
pegasusgouf"... I... don't come from a place where compliments are easy to come by." Neptune relaxes after seeing his clearly authentic grin. "So, where are you from? I've never actually been to another dimension. I just work at the tavern."
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 21:46:21 GMT
loneauthorNeptune turns around and prepares the drink. She places it on the bar and nudges it over to the correct pony and accepts the ticket. "Thanks. So, you're a pianist?"
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Post by loneauthor on Nov 14, 2014 22:00:07 GMT
"Yes, as per my cutie mark. But I guess you couldn't see it. This tux is killing me. But that's not the point." He said, taking a sip of his Vodka. "I once played for the princesses once. I swear that mare... Octavia was it? I think so... she gave me a very jealous stare." He chuckled a bit, nearly falling out of his seat. He sighed as his sat back up. "But I got on good terms with her after I explained I was not going to replace her. You should have seen how relieved she was." He smiled as shook his head back and forth. "Hey, wanna hear a joke? A mare named Lyra told me hoo-mans told it. I found it funny. If you don't want to hear it though, I understand. I'm sure you're busy with your job."
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Post by pegasusgouf on Nov 14, 2014 22:00:25 GMT
"Me? No place to special I guess. Nice and peaceful most the time... But you never guess it if you read the reports my regiment files every morning. But we are the ones that keep it safe so I can't complain. Oh where's my manners. I'm Captain Ace Crimson Moon leader of the Everfree Watch, and the sword of Luna. And what is the name of the lovely mare I have the pleasure to speak with?" Said Ace with that same smile on his lips.
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 22:01:37 GMT
loneauthor"I'm not at all busy, so can you tell me the joke? Please?" Neptune says and smiles warmly.
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Post by loneauthor on Nov 14, 2014 22:04:51 GMT
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?" Clex snorted like a pig from laughing. I think that bang was what Lyra called a 'gun'. It's a bit vulgar, but I still laugh each time I hear that.
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 22:07:07 GMT
"I'm Neptune and your world seems better than mine. Even if you have to constantly defend it. You must be quite brave to risk your life like that." Neptune says this respectfully. Neptune laughs a little. "That was amusing."
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Post by loneauthor on Nov 14, 2014 22:12:32 GMT
"Me? No place to special I guess. Nice and peaceful most the time... But you never guess it if you read the reports my regiment files every morning. But we are the ones that keep it safe so I can't complain. Oh where's my manners. I'm Captain Ace Crimson Moon leader of the Everfree Watch, and the sword of Luna. And what is the name of the lovely mare I have the pleasure to speak with?" Said Ace with that same smile on his lips. Clex turned to the stallion. "Say, you remind me of my brother! Back in our dimension, he was Luna's personal guard. I'm here because of my comedic license being revoked, and that everyone there was a bit... edgy."
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