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Post by baybrony9514 on Nov 14, 2014 23:03:16 GMT
"yea, I'm known to be blue from time to time." "So you can change color? That's amazing!" "It's just a little spell I picked up, no big deal." the pony shrugs.
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Great. Basically got my mouth wired shut. It hurts, and it isn't, but it makes me wish I did.
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Post by loneauthor on Nov 14, 2014 23:04:08 GMT
*chugs the bottle and coughs like a madman* OH GOD WHY DID I DO THAT!?!? WHY WOULD YOU SERVE THAT TO ANYONE?! *collapses onto the ground* *facehoof* Seriously? I bet you five bits I can drink twice what you did. *takes another bottle of snake venom and starts chugging* OH MY GLOB WHY DID I DO THAT?! IT WAS NOT WORTH THE 5 BITS! *collapses on the ceiling, Glob knows how that's even possible* Daddy? You alive?Clex, where's the medic?*teleports in the Blue Medic, the red one preoccupied with the previous bafoon.* "Vich vone?" The medic asks in a bored tone. Clex points to Dusk. The Medic takes the stack of money Clex had in his hand. "Alrighty then cutie. Looks like I'll be watching over you until Dusk is better." Clex lifts her onto his back while he grunts. The blue bat pony's coat matched Clex's, making them seem like one pony with two heads. "My- urhg - my, Moonblast. You seem to look like me." Clex then turns to the mare behind the bar. His voice raspy, he spoke in short, quick bursts. Better get... this little one.... some grape juice... hurting... back..."
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 23:04:29 GMT
"So you can change color? That's amazing!" "It's just a little spell I picked up, no big deal." the pony shrugs. "Where I'm from, that kind of thing would be a big deal! What's your name, by the way?"
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Post by Dusk Chaser on Nov 14, 2014 23:05:08 GMT
Ahh... finally made it. You guys are always somehow earlier than me... oh well... *heads to bar to claim drink* I'll take some lemon juice... oh wait... make that plum juice. Now, where in Equestria is she? *Princess Luna arrives* Finally! Took you long enough... I had to bring along Moonblast.What?! Why'd you bring her here? She wanted to meet the group.*sigh* Guys, meet Moonblast... Hi!She's... technically my daughter... As soon as time-travel was invented, Luna from the future brought Moonblast from her time to the present so that me and Luna could have a foal without going through... difficulties... Time-travel is weird. She's a perfect little filly, yes. However I don't think this place is entirely safe for fillies. *Luna and Moonblast order* What would you like Moonblast?Grape juice!Okay then, I'll have a mocha latte and she'll have grape juice.Did I forget to mention that Moonblast is a bat pony? Well, she is... Now then, back on track... WHAT'S UP? Hey! Look what the cat dragged in! Short time to see, eh Dusk? *gets revived* THE CHEESE IS UNDER THE BACON OVERLORD'S CASTLE! Huh? What? Oh, Hey there Clex! How you doing? Oh, and how'd you know that a cat dragged me in here? (Flashback) Are you sure this is the only way to reach the tavern Garfield? Yes, to get to the tavern you have to be fetched by somepony from another dimension or something.Fine. *Garfield literaly continues to drag Dusk to the tavern.
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 23:05:39 GMT
*facehoof* Seriously? I bet you five bits I can drink twice what you did. *takes another bottle of snake venom and starts chugging* OH MY GLOB WHY DID I DO THAT?! IT WAS NOT WORTH THE 5 BITS! *collapses on the ceiling, Glob knows how that's even possible* Daddy? You alive?Clex, where's the medic?*teleports in the Blue Medic, the red one preoccupied with the previous bafoon.* "Vich vone?" The medic asks in a bored tone. Clex points to Dusk. The Medic takes the stack of money Clex had in his hand. "Alrighty then cutie. Looks like I'll be watching over you until Dusk is better." Clex lifts her onto his back while he grunts. The blue bat pony's coat matched Clex's, making them seem like one pony with two heads. "My- urhg - my, Moonblast. You seem to look like me." Clex then turns to the mare behind the bar. His voice raspy, he spoke in short, quick bursts. Better get... this little one.... some grape juice... hurting... back..." Neptune picks up the forgotten grape juice and hands it to Moonblast. "Here, drink this."
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Post by Dusk Chaser on Nov 14, 2014 23:10:28 GMT
"Okay, I'll get you those." Neptune prepares the drinks and gives them to the appropriate ponies. "Hey, what's it like having a child?" she asks to Luna. "I can understand if you don't want to discuss it. "That was... not a good idea. Hey, medic, can you come over here? I've got another one for you to treat. I'll pay you later." Hehehe... thanks for calling the medic. *chuggs down what was supposed to be plum juice but was actually the snake venom again* OH COME ON! *collapses on the floor this time* It's amazing! Especially since she's the cutest filly in the world! Best of all, I didn't have to undergo the huge stress of bearing a foal for 9 months all thanks to future me.I like grapes.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2014 23:13:51 GMT
I'm back... NO really, why do you serve something like that?
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 23:15:42 GMT
I'm back... NO really, why do you serve something like that? "You asked for it. It's not a thing we normally serve."
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loneauthor
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The Name Changer
Great. Basically got my mouth wired shut. It hurts, and it isn't, but it makes me wish I did.
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Post by loneauthor on Nov 14, 2014 23:15:59 GMT
*teleports in the Blue Medic, the red one preoccupied with the previous bafoon.* "Vich vone?" The medic asks in a bored tone. Clex points to Dusk. The Medic takes the stack of money Clex had in his hand. "Alrighty then cutie. Looks like I'll be watching over you until Dusk is better." Clex lifts her onto his back while he grunts. The blue bat pony's coat matched Clex's, making them seem like one pony with two heads. "My- urhg - my, Moonblast. You seem to look like me." Clex then turns to the mare behind the bar. His voice raspy, he spoke in short, quick bursts. Better get... this little one.... some grape juice... hurting... back..." Neptune picks up the forgotten grape juice and hands it to Moonblast. "Here, drink this." Clex quickly slid the filly onto the booth, as Clex slumps against a booth. He soon twists his torso, giving of roughly two dozen cracks as his spine popped. He walked back to the bar, where Moonblast and the bartender standing. He asks the bartender, "Are there any open spots here? Being a wandering pianist isn't fun. Besides, this place seems to need music. It's pretty quiet otherwise." He tiled his head to the side, accidentally causing another series of cracks to resound from his spine.
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Post by Dusk Chaser on Nov 14, 2014 23:16:09 GMT
*facehoof* Seriously? I bet you five bits I can drink twice what you did. *takes another bottle of snake venom and starts chugging* OH MY GLOB WHY DID I DO THAT?! IT WAS NOT WORTH THE 5 BITS! *collapses on the ceiling, Glob knows how that's even possible* Daddy? You alive?Clex, where's the medic?*teleports in the Blue Medic, the red one preoccupied with the previous bafoon.* "Vich vone?" The medic asks in a bored tone. Clex points to Dusk. The Medic takes the stack of money Clex had in his hand. "Alrighty then cutie. Looks like I'll be watching over you until Dusk is better." Clex lifts her onto his back while he grunts. The blue bat pony's coat matched Clex's, making them seem like one pony with two heads. "My- urhg - my, Moonblast. You seem to look like me." Clex then turns to the mare behind the bar. His voice raspy, he spoke in short, quick bursts. Better get... this little one.... some grape juice... hurting... back..." *revived again* I DIDN'T EAT THE LAST PIECE OF BEEF JERKEY! Oh, hey there Clex. You seem to be troubled lifting Moonblast. It would be easier if somepony didn't wear her invisible armor. Oh, right... *takes of invisible armor that lightens her weight by around 10 pounds* Sorry about that mister.That was kinda funny though. Now be a good filly and drink your juice. Yes daddy.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2014 23:18:22 GMT
I'm back... NO really, why do you serve something like that? "You asked for it. It's not a thing we normally serve." But why? Why do you even allow somepony to drink that with a smile on your face? You frickin people.
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 23:19:22 GMT
Neptune picks up the forgotten grape juice and hands it to Moonblast. "Here, drink this." Clex quickly slid the filly onto the booth, as Clex slumps against a booth. He soon twists his torso, giving of roughly two dozen cracks as his spine popped. He walked back to the bar, where Moonblast and the bartender standing. He asks the bartender, "Are there any open spots here? Being a wandering pianist isn't fun. Besides, this place seems to need music. It's pretty quiet otherwise." He tiled his head to the side, accidentally causing another series of cracks to resound from his spine. "If you're asking to become the resident pianist, you can. I agree that we need some music in here."
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Post by Dusk Chaser on Nov 14, 2014 23:19:41 GMT
I'm back... NO really, why do you serve something like that? "You asked for it. It's not a thing we normally serve." You know, aside from fainting, it does kinda taste good.
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Post by Dusk Chaser on Nov 14, 2014 23:19:43 GMT
I'm back... NO really, why do you serve something like that? "You asked for it. It's not a thing we normally serve." You know, aside from fainting, it does kinda taste good.
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Post by artificialflower on Nov 14, 2014 23:20:15 GMT
"You asked for it. It's not a thing we normally serve." But why? Why do you even allow somepony to drink that with a smile on your face? You frickin people. "Okay, I admit that I do have a bit of a mischievous side. I didn't expect you to drink all of it though!"
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